(our white & gold tree this year)
Have a fantastic holiday!
Oh, and my Christmas present to you is that calories don't count on the 24th OR the 25th :)
Me : ‘Hi, whats up?’Mom : ‘Are you still in bed?’Me : ‘No….but I’m not dressed yet.’Mom : ‘Okay, well remember those molded plastic chairs you saw at an auction two years ago?’Me : ‘Yes…..the ones that were sitting in the corner of the room where the hot dogs were’ (I’ve since realized it’s very sad that I map things by their proximity to food)Mom : ‘Well Mr. X just bought 40 of them for $5, do you want me to go see if I can buy a few for you?’Me : (Sitting up now) ‘Yes! How many do you think we can get? What colors do they have?’Mom : ‘There is a yellow and an orange. Do you want me to take a picture? How many do you want? 4?’Me : ‘Sure, see if you can get 4 orange ones.’Mom : ‘Okay bye’.Me : ‘Bye’Me : ‘WAAIT’
Mom : ‘Yes’.Me : ‘I want 6, see if you can get 6.’
1 We farm for you: We have a network of farmers, dedicated to sustainable agriculture, who will deliver a share of their absolutely fresh harvest to your gift recipient's door.
2 We send the Lease Document to your gift recipient: The lease is a handsome parchment-like certificate that is beautifully illustrated, embossed with a gold seal, and personalized with the name of your recipient. This is sent at the time the lease is ordered (or at a time of your choosing) along with an illustrated Gift Announcement (which includes your gift message) describing the program you selected. You can also choose to have the Lease sent to you for personal presentation.3 We keep the 'Lessees' up-to-date with Progress Reports: As the crop is nurtured, informative and entertaining newsletters are sent to your recipients -keeping them up-to-date about the harvest season. As a humorous option we'll even go out and take an action photo of their tree, hive, cow, sheep, or field hard at work and mail it with one of the Reports.
4 We deliver the Harvest: 'Tis the season... The fresh and natural harvests are delivered right to the door. Yields are guaranteed, along with your complete satisfaction. We do all the work and you get all the raves (while helping America's family farms).What do you think? Would you be excited about getting fresh cheese and supporting local farmers?