The boy's birthday was yesterday - he gave me his birthday wish list at 8:30AM the day OF his birthday. Although this is pretty standard (he does not share information in a timely manner), he's usually quite punctual to actual events, in fact we get to the movie theater 20 minutes early every time.
Anyways, this is one version of a 28 year-old boy's birthday wish-list :
Wusthof Classic 8" Chef knife
32" LED LCD (for the bedroom)
BB GUN (we have a large population of unsavory animals in our backyard which he thinks he can scare away if he had a gun) there is a skunk in particular that keeps digging holes in our yard. I'm pretty sure this is not what he had in mind, but if I had to buy one it would be this :
Magazine rack for the bathroom - (seriously, this is on his list).
Rotary Tiller - he has grand plans to dig up our backyard and replace all the grass. He does not like the grass we have now, he says it makes him sick just to look at it. I'm pretty sure its standard grass.
Obviously I did not get him any of these things, as I do tend to shop BEFORE the actual BIRTHDAY, unlike some people. I feel this is a pretty random list of things. Knives and guns to landscape plans and magazine racks? Who did I marry?